Someone kill these hollywood assholes!

Ok, so this is the latest thing on my mind...I just got done visiting a website called www.wwtdd.com. It's a celebrity gossip website, and one of its articles was about Brooke Burke (who is insanely fuckin hot, btw) just gave birth to her third child, a baby girl. She named the damn thing...get this...Heaven Rain! I'm not makin this shit up! What is it about these hollywood assholes that give their newborns names such as Apple, or Ragne Beau (pronounced rainbow - Ving Rhames's daughter). That dude from the tv show My Name Is Earl named his son Pilot Inspektor...oh yes, I know I spelled it with a K. Can someone please shoot these people? Or atleast just inject them with acid or something? These famous cunt muscles have no grip on reality and deserve to be forced electric shock coursed through their veins until they come to their senses! This is not some fairy tale land where they fuck elves and ride giant iguanas, and give birth to "chosen ones" that will someday slay a mythical half-dragon, half-killer donkey! This is the real world, and these are real children that will have to look people in the eye all their life before uttering their names with a sigh and a hint of shame because their parents are assholes, or insane...maybe both?
I'm going to conclude this posting by saying Actors and Actresses are not real people. They've had so much stary fame shoved up their ass they think they have their own gravitational pull on publicity, and they make the rules...starting with thinking it is okay to name a helpless newborn after their favorite color or fruit, or their favorite smell, porno movie, dishwashing liquid, etc! I only lose more respect for these famous bastards when they announce that they are Scientologists, but don't get me started on that, please!