Absolute legitimate reasons to shit your pants and not look like a dick

1. Its a long car ride, you just ate some bad fast food and it went through you like a greased pig, and you can't pull over to shit on the side of the road because you are in bumper to bumper traffic.

2. You just woke up after a night of drinking with a hideous girl/guy next to you in bed and you want them out using whatever means necessary.

3. Ya just can't walk away from Warcraft....yea, I got that from South Park, so what?

4. You're wearing Depends.............for whatever reason, keep it to yourself.

5. Ya thought it was a fart....what the hell, finish what you started.

6. Everyone in the car is pissin you off. Go ahead, Danza....show em who's boss.

7. You're saving seats in a movie theatre; no one's gonna wanna sit NEAR you!

8. If it's gonna get you laid for some strange reason....go Nike, and just do it.

9. You're wearing your older siblings pants and they gotta date tonight!

and...

10. Prove to your parents you arent suited to live on your own...however, watch out they may get you a helmet and a perscription.